BUT I HAVE A DRIVER’S LICENSE

My son didn’t look me in the eye. His wife, Beth, dipped her head so her face wasn’t visible. They were explaining to me why I should never, ever, drive a car in Fort Lauderdale. My insides were roiling with protests, but I knew they were right. Florida driver’s are not safe; Florida roads are […]

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WHICH ONES?

A friend of my was reminiscing about all the men she dated from our local club. I wa both impressed and envious. So today, I donned my most flattering outfit and set off for the club around lunchtime. I settled in and looked around the ‘regulars.’ I wonder who she dated. I thught. Morris, the

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APPLES, APPLES, APPLES

Not the green ones, nor the pale pink/yellow ones, but the red, red, red ones like Red Delicious. I’ve loved apples since I was a little girl sitting in the crotch of a withered, old apple tree in the woods near my home, reading Nancy Drew books. In spring I sat there with my book

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MY GROUT IS CLEAN

No, I’m not talking about my intestines or bowel function. I’m talking about that gray stuff between my floor tiles that turned black. I decided to clean them because they were ugly and dirty. Little did I know, having never done this before, what a mess it would be. First I googled it, writing down

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AN ADDICT’S STORY

In Vallejo California, years ago, I listened to an addict’s story while we sat at a country and western bar, drinking Diet Cokes. Her name was Amber,, and this is what she said. I started drinking in CA and sobered up 3 months later in Saigon. I was a nurse and wasn’t sure how I

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MOMMA?

I jumped into the back seat of the Uber, snapped the belt, and settled back. “Hello, Momma,” the driver said. I looked up front to see a man with gray hair and a gray beard. Momma? We were in the same age group. Momma? Did I look like a Momma? Apparently so. Later I peered

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AWAY WITH ABIGAIL

I like to move. If I’m on a bike, I’m happy. When I take a train, I’m happy. Bouncing along on a bus makes me happy. I like to be moving and find myself smiling as I look out the plane window, the train window, the bus window, or the car window. So I’ve been

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MY ADDICTION TO ER

For years I didn’t watch much TV because I didn’t know how to drive the television. There were too many buttons, too many remotes and I didn’t have the patience. Now I can operate it and found a show called ER. And I’m in love with Mark Green, Doug Ross, and Carol Hathaway and their

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